A few point I would like to bring up. 1 Angles don't have genitals, trust me it's relevant. 2 Mary was impregnated via ear, because GOD used to just love showing off. 3 GOD sent someone else to do this, because he's a lazy showoff.
This means that Jesus is the product of on of GOD's friends giving someone a wet willy. Here, of all places, you'd think it'd at least be a literal wet 'willy', but no.
My question is this: how is Jesus even remotely holy now? Was the spit divine? Did god lick the angels finger before he went down to earth? Last but not least, what did Joseph have to say about this? Suddenly, his wife is cheating on him, he can't kick the guy in his nads because of simple absence, and he has to share a bed with a virgin that he's married to, chastely, because God will kill(or worse) him if he has sex, because it would be less dramatic if she gave birth after having sex.
I'm not sure who I feel worse for: Joseph, the blue-balled; Mary, the pregnant virgin who has trouble hearing things to the left now; or the angel, who doesn't have genitals.
